The thing I think about is that once you’ve done it, you then start to think about what you’re going to do next.
ALAN BENNETTTo begin with, it’s true, she read with trepidation and some unease.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale is diminished in proportion to that of space it would be quite possible for the whole story of Greece and Rome to be played out between farts.
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I wish they were like the White Rhinosix of them left in the Serengeti National Park, and all males.
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?
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However bad the weather, Dad never drove to church because Mam thought the sacrament might make him incapable on the return journey.
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My films are about embarrassment.
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Only when I mention it to W. does he explain Kestrel is now a lager. I imagine the future is going to contain an increasing number of incidents like this.
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So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
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Of course they’re out of date. Standards are always out of date. That is what makes them standards.
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It’s subjunctive history. You know, the subjunctive? The mood used when something may or may not have happened. When it is imagined.
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God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
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Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.
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Nor did they seem to think one had done them a kindness by reading their writings. Rather they had done one the kindness by writing them.
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There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world.
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If, for instance, we’d made the film after the show had been to Broadway, it would have been exactly the same film but we would have been assured that they would have understood it.
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