Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
ALAN BENNETTPolly: Education with socialists, it’s like sex, all right as long as you don’t have to pay for it.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Books generally just confirm you in what you have, perhaps unwittingly, decided to do already.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting. Briefing closes down a subject, reading opens it up.
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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All the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
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…she felt about reading what some writers felt about writing: that it was impossible not to do it and that at this late stage of her life she had been chosen to read as others were chosen to write.
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I don’t talk very well. With writing, you’ve time to get it right. Also I’ve found the more I talk the less I write, and if I didn’t write no one would want me to talk anyway.
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You don’t put your life into your books, you find it there.
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I turned down a knighthood. It would be like having to wear a suit every day of your life.
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Above literature?’ said the Queen. ‘Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.
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Schweitzer in the Congo did not derive more moral credit than Larkin did for living in Hull.
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You must take people as they come. Remember, too that though you will generally know more about the condition than the patient, it is the patient who has the condition and this if nothing else bestows on him or her a kind of wisdom.
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History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
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There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world.
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Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
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Books are not about passing time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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