Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
ALAN BENNETTOne of the hardest things for boys to learn is that a teacher is human.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Cloisters, ancient libraries … I was confusing learning with the smell of cold stone.
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The thing I think about is that once you’ve done it, you then start to think about what you’re going to do next.
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Art comes out of art; it begins with imitation, often in the form of parody, and it’s in the process of imitating the voice of others that one comes to learn the sound of one’s own.
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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Schweitzer in the Congo did not derive more moral credit than Larkin did for living in Hull.
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No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
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I think the writer’s quite low down in the hierarchy really. But the fact that they took the piss out of Nicholas [Hynter] who, besides being the director, is also director of the National Theatre is, I’d have thought, slightly more risky.
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The days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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Books are not about passing the time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it’s on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.
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Authors, she soon decided, were probably best met within the pages of their novels, and were as much creatures of the reader’s imagination as the characters in their books.
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But then books, as I’m sure you know, seldom prompt a course of action.
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To play Trivial Pursuit with a life like mine could be said to be a form of homeopathy.
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One recipe for happiness is to have to sense of entitlement.’ To this she added a star and noted at the bottom of the page: ‘This is not a lesson I have ever been in a position to learn.
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