Some local boys come in and there is a bit of chat between them and the fish-fryer about whether the kestrel under the counter is for sale.
ALAN BENNETTWe were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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I wish they were like the White Rhinosix of them left in the Serengeti National Park, and all males.
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Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting.
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You don’t put your life into your books, you find it there.
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Have you ever thought, headmaster, that your standards might perhaps be a little out of date?
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I’m not good at precise, coherent argument. But plays are suited to incoherent argument, put into the mouths of fallible people.
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I had no idea of who could play it, no notion really. Then Richard came to see us but I don’t think it was decided at that meeting.
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The Breed never dies. Sapper, Buchan, Dornford Yates, practitioners in that school of Snobbery withViolence that runs like a thread of good-class tweed through twentieth-century literature.
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There’s very little in the substance of [THE LADY IN THE VAN] which is not fact though some adjustments have had to be made.
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The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
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I turned down a knighthood. It would be like having to wear a suit every day of your life.
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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We don’t see it, and because we don’t see it this means that there is no period so remote as the recent past.
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Clichés can be quite fun. That’s how they got to be clichés.
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So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
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