If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
ALAN BENNETTWe were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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If I had to sum up my work, I suppose that’s it really: I’m taking the pith out of reality.
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Once I start a book I finish it. That was the way one was brought up.
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And now, here it is, set down by someone else, a person you have never met, someone even who is long dead. And it is as if a hand has come out, and taken yours
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His writing is that of someone whose whole life was spent in apartments, with lifts, stairwells, muffled voices behind closed doors, and sounds through walls.
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My films are about embarrassment.
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The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
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So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
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Philip Larkin used to cheer himself up by looking in the mirror and saying the line from Rebecca, ‘I am Mrs de Winter now!
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I have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
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I tried to explain to her the significance of the great poet, but without much success,
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Remember. You are a physician. You are not a policeman nor are you a minister of religion.
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I’m all in favour of free expression provided it’s kept rigidly under control.
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Because you should realise the Cenotaph and the Last Post and all that stuff is concerned, there’s no better way of forgetting something than by commemorating it.
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I lack what the English call character, by which they mean the power to refrain.
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Above literature?’ said the Queen. ‘Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.
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