I think perhaps that’s why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.
ALAN BENNETTWe were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Some local boys come in and there is a bit of chat between them and the fish-fryer about whether the kestrel under the counter is for sale.
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Authors, she soon decided, were probably best met within the pages of their novels, and were as much creatures of the reader’s imagination as the characters in their books.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting. Briefing closes down a subject, reading opens it up.
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Have you ever thought, headmaster, that your standards might perhaps be a little out of date?
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Above literature?’ said the Queen. ‘Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.
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Culminating with a man in a white coat saying to one kindly, “And now can you tell me the name of the Prime Minister?”
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Schweitzer in the Congo did not derive more moral credit than Larkin did for living in Hull.
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It’s subjunctive history. You know, the subjunctive? The mood used when something may or may not have happened. When it is imagined.
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The longer I practise medicine, the more convinced I am there are only two types of cases: those that involve taking the trousers off and those that don’t.
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Clichés can be quite fun. That’s how they got to be clichés.
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One of the hardest things for boys to learn is that a teacher is human.
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If I am doing nothing, I like to be doing nothing to some purpose. That is what leisure means.
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Put him in a nice detached villa and he’d never have written a word.
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My experience came before most of you were born.
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Books did not care who was reading them or whether one read them or not. All readers were equal, herself included. Literature, she thought, is a commonwealth; letters a republic.
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