However bad the weather, Dad never drove to church because Mam thought the sacrament might make him incapable on the return journey.
ALAN BENNETTYou don’t put your life into your books, you find it there.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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My school was a state school in Leeds and the headmaster usually sent students to Leeds University but he didn’t normally send them to Oxford or Cambridge.
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But then, when I did go, the contrast between Leeds, which was very black and sooty in those days, and Cambridge, which seemed like something out of a fairystory, in the grip of a hard frost, was just wonderful.
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f they’d been working with Alec Guinness, for instance, they wouldn’t have known they were born if they’d not towed the line!
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Some local boys come in and there is a bit of chat between them and the fish-fryer about whether the kestrel under the counter is for sale.
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Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.
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To play Trivial Pursuit with a life like mine could be said to be a form of homeopathy.
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Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?
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If, for instance, we’d made the film after the show had been to Broadway, it would have been exactly the same film but we would have been assured that they would have understood it.
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I bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
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I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I’m homosexual.
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All the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
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Soft Left, Hard Right, Soft Right and Centre. I am not listed. I should probably come under Soft Centre.
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
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And if it can be explained that it can be explained away.’ ‘But this is History. Distance yourselves.
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