I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
ALAN BENNETTWhat I’m above all primarily concerned with is the substance of life, the pith of reality.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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I think the writer’s quite low down in the hierarchy really. But the fact that they took the piss out of Nicholas [Hynter] who, besides being the director, is also director of the National Theatre is, I’d have thought, slightly more risky.
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It’s like going to a place that you’ve never been to before – you’ve got a picture of it and then you go there and that picture is totally wiped out by the reality.
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I write plays about things that I can’t resolve in my mind. I try to root things out.
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We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn’t obey the rules.
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You always know when you’re going to arrive. If you go by car, you don’t. Apart from anything else, I prefer cycling. It puts you in a good mood, I find.
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
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Kafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house.
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Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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To read is to withdraw.To make oneself unavailable. One would feel easier about it if the pursuit inself were less…selfish.
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And if it can be explained that it can be explained away.’ ‘But this is History. Distance yourselves.
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There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world.
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My experience came before most of you were born.
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A composite too are the neighbours, Pauline and Rufus, though I have made Rufus a publisher in remembrance of my neighbour, the late Colin Haycraft, the proprietor of Duckworth’s.
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