Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
ALAN BENNETTI had no idea of who could play it, no notion really. Then Richard came to see us but I don’t think it was decided at that meeting.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting. Briefing closes down a subject, reading opens it up.
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It [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
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f they’d been working with Alec Guinness, for instance, they wouldn’t have known they were born if they’d not towed the line!
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My experience came before most of you were born.
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An article on playwrights in the Daily Mail , listed according to Hard Left,
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Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.
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Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.
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And one of the historian’s jobs is to anticipate what our perspective of that period will be… even on the Holocaust.
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What she was finding also was how one book led to another, doors kept opening wherever she turned and the days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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However bad the weather, Dad never drove to church because Mam thought the sacrament might make him incapable on the return journey.
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Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin
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Because you should realise the Cenotaph and the Last Post and all that stuff is concerned, there’s no better way of forgetting something than by commemorating it.
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They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
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Clichés can be quite fun. That’s how they got to be clichés.
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