I bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
ALAN BENNETTBut then, when I did go, the contrast between Leeds, which was very black and sooty in those days, and Cambridge, which seemed like something out of a fairystory, in the grip of a hard frost, was just wonderful.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Of course my standards are out of date! That’s why they’re called standards.
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Over the years Miss Shepherd was visited by a succession of social workers so the character in the play is a composite figure.
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To begin with, it’s true, she read with trepidation and some unease.
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One recipe for happiness is to have to sense of entitlement.’ To this she added a star and noted at the bottom of the page: ‘This is not a lesson I have ever been in a position to learn.
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At the drabber moments of my life (swilling some excrement from the steps, for instance, or rooting with a bent coat-hanger down a blocked sink) thoughts occur like.
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It [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
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My experience came before most of you were born.
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f they’d been working with Alec Guinness, for instance, they wouldn’t have known they were born if they’d not towed the line!
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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Why do we not care to acknowledge them? The cattle, the body count.
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At eighty things do not occur; they recur.
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In the way of circumstances and background to transcend I had everything an artist could possibly want. It was practically a blueprint.
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Polly: Education with socialists, it’s like sex, all right as long as you don’t have to pay for it.
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If, for instance, we’d made the film after the show had been to Broadway, it would have been exactly the same film but we would have been assured that they would have understood it.
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Definition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have.
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