They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
ALAN BENNETTIf I had to sum up my work, I suppose that’s it really: I’m taking the pith out of reality.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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If you find yourself born in Barnsley and then set your sights on being Virginia Woolf it is not going to be roses all the way.
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It’s the one species I wouldn’t mind seeing vanish from the face of the earth.
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I wish they were like the White Rhinosix of them left in the Serengeti National Park, and all males.
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A composite too are the neighbours, Pauline and Rufus, though I have made Rufus a publisher in remembrance of my neighbour, the late Colin Haycraft, the proprietor of Duckworth’s.
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But then books, as I’m sure you know, seldom prompt a course of action.
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Our perspective on the past alters. Looking back, immediately in front of us is dead ground.
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My films are about embarrassment.
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The days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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I think perhaps that’s why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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You don’t put your life into your books, you find it there.
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So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
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I think the writer’s quite low down in the hierarchy really. But the fact that they took the piss out of Nicholas [Hynter] who, besides being the director, is also director of the National Theatre is, I’d have thought, slightly more risky.
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Put him in a nice detached villa and he’d never have written a word.
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I’m all in favour of free expression provided it’s kept rigidly under control.
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