We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
ALAN BENNETTIllogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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At eighty things do not occur; they recur.
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We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn’t obey the rules.
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Knowing as their own dusk falls that they will only be remembered for remembering someone else.
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And now, here it is, set down by someone else, a person you have never met, someone even who is long dead. And it is as if a hand has come out, and taken yours
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And if it can be explained that it can be explained away.’ ‘But this is History. Distance yourselves.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting. Briefing closes down a subject, reading opens it up.
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Definition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have.
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One of the hardest things for a teacher to learn is not to try and tell them.
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Authors, she soon decided, were probably best met within the pages of their novels, and were as much creatures of the reader’s imagination as the characters in their books.
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I’m not good at precise, coherent argument. But plays are suited to incoherent argument, put into the mouths of fallible people.
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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It’s the one species I wouldn’t mind seeing vanish from the face of the earth.
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If, for instance, we’d made the film after the show had been to Broadway, it would have been exactly the same film but we would have been assured that they would have understood it.
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