Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
ALAN BENNETTIllogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
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Our perspective on the past alters. Looking back, immediately in front of us is dead ground.
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Memories are not shackles, Franklin, they are garlands.
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Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.
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So, half a dozen of us tried – not all of us in history – and we all eventually got in. So, to that extent, it [The History Boys] comes out of my own experience.
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If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
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[B]riefing is not reading. In fact it is the antithesis of reading. Briefing is terse, factual and to the point.
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One recipe for happiness is to have to sense of entitlement.’ To this she added a star and noted at the bottom of the page: ‘This is not a lesson I have ever been in a position to learn.
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Kafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception.
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Polly: Education with socialists, it’s like sex, all right as long as you don’t have to pay for it.
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Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale is diminished in proportion to that of space it would be quite possible for the whole story of Greece and Rome to be played out between farts.
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But the headmaster happened to have been to Cambridge and decided to try and push some of us towards Oxford and Cambridge.
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No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
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Authors, she soon decided, were probably best met within the pages of their novels, and were as much creatures of the reader’s imagination as the characters in their books.
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