Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
AL YANKOVICSo then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
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When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.
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When I started out, I didn’t feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I’m accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying.
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Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don’t work creatively for me.
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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By the time I’m in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.
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Doing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people’s heads.”
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I’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
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It was difficult to get into my friends’ rock bands when I was a teenager.
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In the ’80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear – that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me.
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He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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It’s hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.
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