I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
AL YANKOVICSo then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people’s heads.”
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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career.
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So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?
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You still have Top 40 radio now, but it’s 40 different stations. There aren’t many hits that everybody knows, and there aren’t many real superstars.
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I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.
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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world – even shows that haven’t been on the air for a very long time, that’s going to be harder to pull off.
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My personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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I’m always a little leery about doing shows where I’m not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes.
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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
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