Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
AL YANKOVICTake down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
AL YANKOVICSo I’m one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on ‘The Simpsons,’ which I’m very flattered by.
AL YANKOVICUntil you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
AL YANKOVICI like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.
AL YANKOVICMaybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
AL YANKOVICI don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.
AL YANKOVICI cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing.
AL YANKOVICSo that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
AL YANKOVICDoing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
AL YANKOVICPop culture’s gotten much more disposable.
AL YANKOVICI guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
AL YANKOVICWhen I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
AL YANKOVICA lot of rap songs don’t usually have a lot of melody per se.
AL YANKOVICI think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
AL YANKOVICI know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
AL YANKOVICI start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits – and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!
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