I’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
AL YANKOVICI dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.
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One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.
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Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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In fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answer is almost always, “Yes, of course they have, they’ve thought of it!”
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more.
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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
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I can’t say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career.
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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
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I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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