That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
AL YANKOVICMany years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.
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He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I’ve been able to hang around longer than most “serious” acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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I’ve always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That’s something that I’ve been proactive about.
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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I don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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In the ’80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear – that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me.
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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children’s book was something that I’d been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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