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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.

Al Yankovic

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Gateway Kid Lesbian Read Something Witchcraft
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Better Death Little Long Look Nerdy People Year
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Block Kid Kids New Play Scholar Some
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When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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Beautiful Everyday Honesty Kid More
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Alway Animation Been Enjoy Proactive Something Voiceover Work
I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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Get Me Offend Parody Somebody Too
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Anything Base Binge Regular Watch
My wife went off with Elvis.
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Off Went Wife
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Car No Tape Track
Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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Funny Happen Music Real Sometimes Think Thought
I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
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Abuduct Fair Kind Look Space
Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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Down Naked Picture Take

Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.

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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.

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