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AL YANKOVICI’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit.
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It’s very much a “Weird Al” themed issue, so I’d like to think that there’s a lot of “Weird Al” flavor throughout but I think it’d be generous really to call me an editor.
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Because you’re supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go “Oh, it’s ‘Weird Al.'”
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There aren’t that many superstars around anymore.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it’s been a huge promotional tool for me.
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I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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