I mean, I hate to gloat, but I’m extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
AL YANKOVICI’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.
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Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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Doing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
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I’m watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?
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Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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People never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’
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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I’m working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life.
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