I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
AL YANKOVICDoing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist’s performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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It’s very much a “Weird Al” themed issue, so I’d like to think that there’s a lot of “Weird Al” flavor throughout but I think it’d be generous really to call me an editor.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that.
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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
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My personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
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It was difficult to get into my friends’ rock bands when I was a teenager.
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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I’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.
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In the ’80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV.
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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