Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I’d just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.
AL YANKOVICI do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit.
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And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.
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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.
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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
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Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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