I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
AL YANKOVICI’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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In the ’80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that.
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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I’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
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My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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Doing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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My personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
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If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I’d love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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