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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.

Al Yankovic

Beans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.
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So I’m one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on ‘The Simpsons,’ which I’m very flattered by.
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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I’ve always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That’s something that I’ve been proactive about.
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After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.
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I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.
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I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I’ll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points.
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I’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
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I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people’s heads.”
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About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.
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So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.
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Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
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