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Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.

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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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