Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
AL YANKOVICMaybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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It’s hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I’ve been able to hang around longer than most “serious” acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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I’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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Well I’ve made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it’s probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I’ve known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we’ve been friends.
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I don’t really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I’ve never been to therapy so there’s probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don’t know.
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