Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
AL YANKOVICMaybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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I’ve learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I’ll catch up.
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People never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’
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You fake something until you’re good at it.
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I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
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I’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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I’m watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
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