Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
AL YANKOVICMaybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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So I’m one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on ‘The Simpsons,’ which I’m very flattered by.
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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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I was a huge fan of ‘Mad’ magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I’d scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I’d wait at the newsstand for a new issue to come out. My life revolved around it.
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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
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I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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I’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing.
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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There’s enough people that do unfunny music. I’ll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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