Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
AL YANKOVICI’ve done a movie and a TV series, and someday I’d like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.
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I’ve done a movie and a TV series, and someday I’d like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
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Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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They somehow didn’t see the need for an accordion player. That’s when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.
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I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
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I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.
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I don’t think there are any new media I’d like to cover.
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I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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