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He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.

Al Yankovic

I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
AL YANKOVIC

Analytical Kid Precise Very Write
I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit.
AL YANKOVIC

Different Difficult Figure Out Same Sometimes Thing
I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more.
AL YANKOVIC

Able Article Bunch Come Couple Friend Magazine Solicit
Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
AL YANKOVIC

Down Naked Picture Take
Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
AL YANKOVIC

Almost Dear Ever Feel Left Me Miserable Since You
I’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
AL YANKOVIC

Every Great Kind Leader Not Other People Thing Upset
I mean, I hate to gloat, but I’m extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
AL YANKOVIC

Extremely Gloat Hate Life Mean Opposition Out Satisfy Thing Work
As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.
AL YANKOVIC

Doe Internet Like Out Stuff Suit Turn
The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
AL YANKOVIC

Ace Blue Broke Crowd Fan Open Since Turn Window
Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
AL YANKOVIC

Buck Channel Midget Month Wres
Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
AL YANKOVIC

never Put Velvet Weight
It’s hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.
AL YANKOVIC

Articulate Enough Idea Make Movie Parameter Song
I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
AL YANKOVIC

Again Bathtub Have Piranhas Problem Relationship
I can’t say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career.
AL YANKOVIC

Early Enough Feel Fortunate Gangsta Good Nice Rap Think Very
Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
AL YANKOVIC

Anybody Hate Make Music Parody Really
Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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Big Chunk Dinner Dirt Every Night Reality

He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.

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