People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
AL YANKOVICHe died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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A lot of rap songs don’t usually have a lot of melody per se.
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I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I’ve been able to hang around longer than most “serious” acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.
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Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I’d just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.
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My personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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At this point I’ve got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when ‘Weird Al’ wants to go parody, it’s not meant to make them look bad… it’s meant to be a tribute.
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists’ wishes.
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