Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
AL YANKOVICHe died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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I’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes.
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When I started out, I didn’t feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I’m accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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I like to think that I’ve gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it’s stayed the same.
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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I’ve parodied over the years.
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My own personal tastes don’t really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that,
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Doing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
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