No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
AL YANKOVICI knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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You fake something until you’re good at it.
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When I started out, I didn’t feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I’m accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying.
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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When I go to my live shows it’s often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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My personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children’s book was something that I’d been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.
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I’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
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Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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You don’t need to be defined by your job.
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