I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
AL YANKOVICThere are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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It’s hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.
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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist’s performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
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So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.
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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
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When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.
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