That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
AL YANKOVICYou don’t need to be defined by your job.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.
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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, ‘OK, this is what I’m going to do for a living and I’m going to be Weird Al.’
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When I started out, I didn’t feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I’m accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying.
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What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist’s performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit.
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My process for the parodies is that I get an idea for a song and then get approval from the artist and then go in and record it and probably try to get it out as soon as possible.
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Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don’t work creatively for me.
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I’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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