It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
AL YANKOVICYou don’t need to be defined by your job.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don’t work creatively for me.
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I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I’ll catch up.
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It’s very much a “Weird Al” themed issue, so I’d like to think that there’s a lot of “Weird Al” flavor throughout but I think it’d be generous really to call me an editor.
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I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.
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One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.
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There’s enough people that do unfunny music. I’ll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab.
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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.
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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak.
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I like to think that I’ve gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it’s stayed the same.
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So I’m one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on ‘The Simpsons,’ which I’m very flattered by.
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A lot of rap songs don’t usually have a lot of melody per se.
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