I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
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More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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You don’t need to be defined by your job.
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A lot of rap songs don’t usually have a lot of melody per se.
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And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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Because you’re supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go “Oh, it’s ‘Weird Al.'”
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What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist’s performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
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One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing.
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.
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So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.
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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
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