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I’m watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
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As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it’s been a huge promotional tool for me.
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I’m obviously not a rapper, and I don’t have any claims to be one, really.
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And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people’s heads.”
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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