It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
AL YANKOVICIt doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
AL YANKOVICHow can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?
AL YANKOVICI suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, ‘OK, this is what I’m going to do for a living and I’m going to be Weird Al.’
AL YANKOVICPeople say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
AL YANKOVICWhen I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
AL YANKOVICI’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
AL YANKOVICI knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
AL YANKOVICMy hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
AL YANKOVICMy wife went off with Elvis.
AL YANKOVICDoing things that I don’t know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them.
AL YANKOVICWhen I go to my live shows it’s often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
AL YANKOVICAs a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people’s heads.”
AL YANKOVICThey do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
AL YANKOVICI can’t say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career.
AL YANKOVICThey somehow didn’t see the need for an accordion player. That’s when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.
AL YANKOVICAs my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
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