As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people’s heads.”
AL YANKOVICI’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.
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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me.
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One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don’t realize there’s a lot of craft behind the comedy.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more.
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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
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So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.
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Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that.
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I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children’s book was something that I’d been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.
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I tend to enunciate pretty well. It’s always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily – which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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I don’t think there are any new media I’d like to cover.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!
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