I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children’s book was something that I’d been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.
AL YANKOVICI’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
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You fake something until you’re good at it.
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So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted.
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I’m just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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By the time I’m in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.
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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
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