If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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More Al Yankovic Quotes
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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You don’t need to be defined by your job.
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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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In the ’80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear – that if I didn’t, people would soon forget about me.
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As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.
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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more.
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I’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
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