Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
AL YANKOVICI have a long-standing history of respecting artists’ wishes.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I’m always a little leery about doing shows where I’m not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes.
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When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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I’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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That’s a big part of my life – doing things that I’m not prepared to do.
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Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.
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It’s hard to force creativity and humor.
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He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.
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I’m free to do what I please, I’m probably not going to do albums. Just because I think releasing tracks as singles is a better way for me to stay topical.
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I’m watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
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