Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
AL YANKOVICMy velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I’ve done a movie and a TV series, and someday I’d like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.
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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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You don’t need to be defined by your job.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don’t realize there’s a lot of craft behind the comedy.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I’ve been able to hang around longer than most “serious” acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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I’ve always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That’s something that I’ve been proactive about.
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The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.
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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak.
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