I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
AL YANKOVICMy velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don’t work creatively for me.
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I’ve done a movie and a TV series, and someday I’d like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.
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I’m always a little leery about doing shows where I’m not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes.
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Beans, beans, the magic legumes – the more you ingest, the more you consume.
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You still have Top 40 radio now, but it’s 40 different stations. There aren’t many hits that everybody knows, and there aren’t many real superstars.
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Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they’re not all good!
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That’s a big part of my life – doing things that I’m not prepared to do.
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Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you’re doing?
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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There’s a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody.
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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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