I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.
AL YANKOVICDidn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I know I’m a million times as humble as thou art!
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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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You don’t need to be defined by your job.
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I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny.
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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I’m extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
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I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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About four or five months ago, at a dinner in New York, John made the very nice offer of my being guest editor for an issue of MAD and I thought about it for about half a nanosecond and decided that was a pretty good idea.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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