I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak.
AL YANKOVICDidn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.
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I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits – and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!
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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I’ll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I’ll go bowling.
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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.
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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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You don’t need to be defined by your job.
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Right now I’m listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT’S MY JOB.
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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I’m extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.
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