Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
AL YANKOVICI try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.
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Well I’ve made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it’s probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I’ve known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we’ve been friends.
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They somehow didn’t see the need for an accordion player. That’s when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.
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My own personal tastes don’t really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that,
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise.
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You fake something until you’re good at it.
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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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I’m watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.
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The music has always been my bread and butter, and I’ve focused more of my attention on that.
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I can’t get too offended when somebody parodies me.
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