You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders’ skirts.
AL MCGUIREKeep it simple, when you get too complex you forget the obvious.
More Al McGuire Quotes
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It’s a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired.
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Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.
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The world is run by C students
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We rush for the stars as we crawl toward our graves.
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That’s it. Curtains. Off to the races. Treetops. Seashells and balloons.
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It’s so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying “Shhh” and not moving a muscle.
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When I’m losing, they call me nuts. When I’m winning, they call me eccentric.
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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
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I don’t believe in looking past anybody – I wouldn’t look past the Little Sisters of the Poor after they stayed up all night.
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I had my moment on the stage. The trick in life is to know when to leave.
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Our guys took Shop and Advanced Shop. Shop is when you make a chair. Advanced Shop is when you paint it.
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Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war.
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If you’re straight with your players, they’ll be straight with you.
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I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet.
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They call me eccentric. They used to call me nuts. I haven’t changed.
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