I don’t know why people question the academic training of an athlete.
AL MCGUIREI don’t know why people question the academic training of an athlete.
AL MCGUIRERemember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.
AL MCGUIREYou better have great practices.
AL MCGUIREYou measure a player from the head up.
AL MCGUIREYou can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders’ skirts.
AL MCGUIREEvery obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.
AL MCGUIREThe only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.
AL MCGUIREYou gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents.
AL MCGUIREThe best thing about freshmen is that they become sophomores.
AL MCGUIREIt bothers me that the average fan, the average sportswriter for that matter, pays so much attention to what’s in a box score.
AL MCGUIREI believe in a business boarding up early. If you make a mistake, you put the boards in the window of the store and say, “Hey, I made a mistake.
AL MCGUIREWhen I’m losing, they call me nuts. When I’m winning, they call me eccentric.
AL MCGUIREI don’t believe in looking past anybody – I wouldn’t look past the Little Sisters of the Poor after they stayed up all night.
AL MCGUIREA team should be an extension of a coach’s personality. My teams are arrogant and obnoxious.
AL MCGUIREThe people who know basketball, their elevators don’t go to the top.
AL MCGUIREIt’s so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying “Shhh” and not moving a muscle.
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