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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.

Al Franken

It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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