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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.

Al Franken

I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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Breath Cause Decline Each Enough Farm Hog Industrial Live Lucky People Property Value Vicinity
Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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Build Farm Guy Like Local National Rightwing Slowly Team
I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.
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