Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
AL FRANKENLet’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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I believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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