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Al Franken

Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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