My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
AL FRANKENWhen the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
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