We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
AL FRANKENWhen the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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As someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
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Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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