Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
AL FRANKENThe institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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All concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump’s election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton.
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If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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There’s an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we’re morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that’s a bit dangerous.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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As someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
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I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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