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Al Franken

The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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Capital Everybody First Guy Had Misled Much Ran
If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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