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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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