And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
AL FRANKENHumor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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