I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
AL FRANKENYou see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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