And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
AL FRANKENYou see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement – and our record of having the nation’s highest voter participation.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
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There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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