You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
AL FRANKENWhen you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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