I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
AL FRANKENWhen you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
More Al Franken Quotes
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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