Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
AL FRANKENMy dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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The Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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