He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
AL FRANKENAnd when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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