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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’

Al Franken

My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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Home Important News Night Parent Political Really Very
When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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Apple Aware Complete Google Information More Option Party People Privacy Screen Setting Share
I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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