But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
AL FRANKENAnd when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
More Al Franken Quotes
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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