It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
AL FRANKENAnd the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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