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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.

Al Franken

If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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Develop Else Email Figure Free Gmail Message Out Port Service Somewhere Target Want Word Year
Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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Contraception Down Increase Pregnancy Use Way Went
Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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Each Other Humor Opposition Seriousness
I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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Country Cut Death Disinformation Fall No Panel People Victim
Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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Committee Have Minnesota Proud Senator Tradition Two
No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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Creator Issue More No One Overeating Sensitive
Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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Colleague Government Interest Many Republican
When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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Eighties Exist Interest Seventies Show Start Television Worry Write
They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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Cover Do Easy Make Money Rate Stories
And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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Book Down Easy Fun Information Laugh Make People Think Understand Write
It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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Air Almost Build Country Focus Good Mean Only Show
Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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Free Internet Keep Let Weird
They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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Build Farm Guy Like Local National Rightwing Slowly Team
I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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Anything Appear Leader Less Mild Mind Think Tomorrow
We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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Business Country Invest Know Oligarchs
My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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Dad End Graduate Mom Print Real Salesman School

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