Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
AL FRANKENThe guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
More Al Franken Quotes
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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