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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.

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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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Contraception Down Increase Pregnancy Use Way Went
When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.

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