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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.

Al Franken

If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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Control Conversation Country Important Information Issue
In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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There’s an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we’re morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that’s a bit dangerous.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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