There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
AL FRANKENI know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
More Al Franken Quotes
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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