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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.

Al Franken

As someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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