I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
AL FRANKENThere’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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I got interested in politics during the civil rights movement and then Vietnam.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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