I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.
AL FRANKENI’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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