I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
AL FRANKENI’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
More Al Franken Quotes
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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