If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
AL FRANKENWe basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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National security laws must protect national security. But they must also protect the public trust and preserve the ability of an informed electorate to hold its government to account.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
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We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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